This shit is hilarious.
“Well, they’re fighting.”
“Yup.”
“You want to just… hug it out?”
“Sound good.”
“Cool.”
i love this gif
i want to cry its so cute
(Source: comeinmycave)
I can't wait until we can legally kick her drunk ass to the curb.
- Drunk Bitch: The cats have no water.
- -Gets water-
- Drunk Bitch: *Incomprehensible drunken stammering*
- Drunk Bitch: ...Asshole...
- Me: Excuse me? What was that?
- Drunk Bitch: ...Uh, I said that I he can't fucking understand why... * more incomprehensible drunken stammering*
- Me: No, that's not what you said.
- Drunk Bitch: ...Oh yea, then what did I say?
- Me: You know what you said.
- Drunk Bitch: Hey. Can I talk to you for a minute.
- Me: Nope, I don't negotiate with terrorists.
My original recipe for homemade Mac n Cheese:
Cook 1lb of pasta and leave on the side. Meanwhile, melt 3 Tbsp of butter in a saucepan. Once melted, add 3 tbsp of flour and whisk together. I added the seasoning to the flour beforehand. That was one tsp of onion powder, one tsp of crushed cumin, two pinches of chili powder. After all is whisked, Gradually whisk in 3 cups of milk. Stir until it bubbles and thickens. I added half a package of reduced fat cream cheese to make it creamier. Switch to a spoon and add in 2 cups (16oz) of sharp cheddar cheese. If shredded, turn off heat. I chopped a whole block, so I had to leave the heat on a bit. Add a cup of grated Parmesan cheese and stir until melted. Kill heat if still on. Add parsley, salt, and pepper to taste. Add to pasta and enjoy. If the oven was working, I would have finished it. But this was just fine. (I am a Sandy victim and still don’t have a functioning oven. Thankfully, the stove top still works.)
Oven finish: melt 2-3 tbsp of butter in pan. Add 1/2 cup of bread crumbs (add some crushed Lays potato chips, trust me) and brown. Usually about 2 minutes. Add to the top of the previous pasta-cheese mix (in casserole dish) and toss into the oven for 30 minutes (pre-heated to 350F). You can also add some shredded cheese before baking. Serve with some extra shredded cheese and a splash of paprika. Garnish with parsley.
(Source: radboyscout)
Lindsay and I. Every time we want to go out and eat. I wish this was somewhere near us.
I was thinking about leaving tumblr for a while. Or for good.
(This is directed at no one in particular unless otherwise stated.)
I’m tired of all of these bleeding heart kids who know NOTHING about the real world. They’re just stuck in their fandoms and then pull their heads out of their asses when something big happens, assert their retarded opinions, ignore challenges to their opinions, and go back to doing their useless blogging. I wanted to make a difference on tumblr; to reach out and contribute to a big community. I did that for a while and several of my blogs took off. Music Educators has 20,000+ followers, but none of them post anything anymore. No one cares. I haven’t done anything for Music Problems since the failed attempt at a meet up. There are too many mods of Music Discussions for me to be heard. Whenever I want to say something, the post disappears and there’s no point adding. It never gets read.
I’m a libertarian. I believe in civil liberties and I feel that they are essential for the success of the nation. I believe in the constitution. It was beautifully crafted in such a way that it will be forever relevant. However, the vast majority of people on tumblr are hard left leaning democrats who think that that old piece of paper means jack shit. They believe that the government should have all the power and the people should be subservient to the government. I just can’t handle the stupidity on a daily basis. You people are just so fucking stupid. It’s giving me a headache. I couldn’t even mourn the loss of those kids that were senselessly murdered on Friday because of all of the stupid, hateful posts against me, the NRA, and other law-abiding, responsible gun owners. You fucking idiots don’t realize that it’s the hand and not the tool. Firearms are the last equalizer that the citizens have. Evil will continue to do evil deeds and you morons will just be sheep going out for slaughter. There’s no using logic with you people, either. No common sense. You think there’s a band-aid answer for everything. Guess what, the world is far more complicated than that.
Grow up.
Good night.
-Nick
(Source: radboyscout)
- Stop Making Stupid People Famous
You're gonna burn alright.: It's too damn early for my Jimmies to be this rustled.
I live in Connecticut. I love guns. I’ve about 20 minutes away from Newton. We have some of the harshest gun laws in the US. We rank 5th in strictest gun laws by state. West Haven, New Haven, and Bridgeport Connecticut also rank in the top 20 of most dangerous cities in the US (It could be top 10…
It’s really sad how America is the last Bastion of gun ownership and even then we’re losing it. Remember the Battle of Athens? Or when gun owning Americans fired back at the Clock Tower Shooter in 66 so that he was suppressed enough for police to sneak up behind him and kill him? No, because we only focus on how people manage to fuck up and not the every day guy who does a little good.
positivelypersistentteach asked: I would leave teaching if teachers had to be armed, and the shooter's gun was legally purchased and registered by his mother. Countries with SMARTER gun laws, have much less gun violence and much fewer mass murders. Get your facts straight.
I didn’t mean for that to be a stab at you, just the petition itself…
I was not saying gun ownership should be a requirement of teachers. But there are teachers who own guns and would be fine with carrying while teaching. I happen to know professors who do so. And to say that you would not want to have the tools to keep your students safe in the classroom makes me question your integrity as an educator. I’d want my kids to be as safe as possible when at school. I’d love for teachers to be able to concealed carry. As long as they’re trained.
CT has some of the toughest gun laws in the nation. My facts are in order and I know a helluva lot more about this subject than you do. I however did not include any supporting data in my initial statements, just like you. So, where are YOUR facts? What do you know about firearms, violence, and violence involving firearms? Let me point some things out:
Columbine- Gun free zone
Aurora- gun free zone
Sandy hook- gun free zone
Oregon Mall shooting- stolen firearm
Sikh Temple- gun free zone
Oikos University- gun free zone
Hair salon shooting in CA- illegally obtained firearm/ virtually no concealed carry allowed
Fort hood- no firearms allowed on base except for on the firing range
Did I make my point? Just one example of why gun control does not work. I won’t argue background checks, as those are common sense. Violent criminals should not be able to legally get a gun. But LAWS DO NOT STOP LAWBREAKERS. And you have to be mentally deficient to think otherwise.
More laws are only going to take guns out of the hands of law abiding citizens. It will save no one. In fact, my family and I might not be alive today if it weren’t for my rifle. I stopped a home invader last night with my rifle. No shots fired, but I scared him away and delayed him long enough for the cops to finally get here. Otherwise, nothing would have stopped him. When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
Here is a national congressional registry . Call your Rep and get Gun Control on the docket as soon as possible.
NO. DON’T DO THAT. THAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE DOING. GUN CONTROL FAILED ON SO MANY LEVELS YESTERDAY, WHY WOULD YOU WANT MORE OF IT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
The stupidity is overwhelming on tumblr. No one understands how the real world works, they just sit in their fantasy worlds and pretend that everything is cured with a band aid and a lollipop.
“So, gun control laws made it illegal for the gunman to own those handguns. Made it illegal to carry on school property. And murder is still illegal. Gun control also prevented from any person of authority in the school to arm themselves and defend the kids. Passing more gun control laws will work, though. Right?”
(No, it won’t.)
Link removed for obvious reasons.
(Source: thepoliticalfreakshow)
